"I Feel Fine"
There's a story about a farmer who was involved in an accident and applied for Worker's Compensation. At his trial, the lawyer for the insurance company cross-examined the farmer, asking, "Isn't it true that right after the accident, you said, 'I feel fine'?" The farmer said, "Well, it's not that simple." He explained that a car ran into him and his cow. When a highway patrolman came by and saw the cow struggling, he shot the cow between the eyes. The patrolman then came over to the farmer and asked, "How do you feel?" so the farmer said, "I feel fine." :)